Hermione x Sorting Hat

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Curly: This is a thing?!

Draco: da hell

Herimone: WHAT

Hat: I am a ding dang hat, not a human

Hermione: I agree with the hat! We have no involvement whatsoever!

Draco: *crying* B-but you have s-so many p-people who w-want you to d-date them!

Hermione: I love you the most though

Draco: *brightens like the sun* Ah well I knew it all along. No self-doubt whatsoever. Nope. None. N-o-n-e.

Hermione: really?

Draco: well

Draco: mebbe

Luna: SNAAAAAAAMMMMIIIIOOOOONNNNNNE-

Everyone: SHUT UP, LUNA!

Hermione: Please

Hermione: sTAP IT

Draco: yeah I can't deal

Luna: nEIN BAUHREN (nO PEASANT)

Snape: *to Luna* jA BAUHREN (yES PEASANT)

Luna: Sir that's not very nice

Snape: *whispers* 100 points to Severus

Snape: *is gone*

Harry: Welp

Harry: Nope

Curly: Sorting Hat x Hermione...wat no still sounds wrong

Curly: Bai

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