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The Button Tag

Christ, 20 "will you press the button"s from Erachiiii? This may take a while.

Also, I'm not posting pictures of these buttons, you'll have to deal with text.

Everything in italics is a response.

1. You have the ability to teleport once a day but you can't choose where you'll go.
Yeah, not worth it.

2.  Can read every language but you can only speak in rhyming sentences for the rest of your life.
This is totally worth it. I'll be able to read in dead languages, and I don't have to worry about language barriers in comics. Besides, I can always sing when I need to.

3.  You can travel in time but you can't return to your own century.
As fun as that sounds, I am looking forward to doing some things in this time. Besides, I don't want to accidentally cause a catastrophe by changing history as we know it.

4. You get to live whatever life you choose but your actual body is in a coma and your family must care for you.
First off, that's pretty dark, holy shit. Second, no. I can basically do that anyways and my family has been through enough tragedy. Me being in a coma would break so many people's hearts, and this only applies if they don't decide to euthanize me during it.

5. You may live within any fictional universe of your choice, but you are in no way extraordinary and don't change when you enter.
This is a good one but I have two questions: what would happen to my life now, and do I get to choose the place/family I'm born into? Either way, I want to make a difference in this world, so I'll pass.

6. You have the ability to turn invisible but only in complete darkness.
I don't get the point of this, but sure I'll push the button.

7. You get a random ability and know everything about it but the ability will have a random downside that only applies when you use the ability.
I'll press that button since I know the consequences of my ability and how that works. If they're too catastrophic, I just won't use it.

8.  You will always say the right thing but one meal a month will taste like white dog shit, and you have to finish it.
(I honestly can't believe I got this from the website)
The fuck? Well, I don't know what that tastes like but I'll assume it's horrible. I don't know what the right thing means in this sentence so no.

9. You can have anything in the world but a rabbit has to poop on your face for 18 hours a day.
(...I can't even)
Hell no, not worth it. Also, why?
(20,719 or 30% of people said yes. I can't possibly imagine what would be worth it)

10. You find your one and only true love but they will have a fatal disease that would kill them in 2 years.
As much as I would love to meet that person, it's not worth the heartache after two years. Also, I can't bring myself to do that to them or me.

11. You achieve the ability to transcend to the highest level of Nirvana but you are permanently and irreversibly a hardcore Nazi.
I'm no expert in Nirvana, but I'm pretty sure it's literally impossible to have both of these things at the same time. I'll go with no.

12. You can watch whatever show whenever (even before it's aired as long as it's been filmed) but you can't speak or blog about anything you watched at all.
That ruins the fun of the entire experience, so no.

13. You get $1,000,000 but you have to blow a guy.
I love this. It's sweet and straightforward. Honestly I'm tempted to say it depends, but seeing as this can be anyone, the answer is no.

14. You can get your dream body but it will fade with age, and no one will ever truly love you.
In other words, I temporarily get the body of my dreams yet no one will ever love me. Even my mom. The answer is a solid no since I'm surprisingly fit. I pity the 22% that said yes, because it means you care more about body image than any form of love.

15. You can have sex with anyone you desire but you're severely depressed until you find the man/woman you were originally gonna marry.
Not worth it.

16. You will never get too far or too skinny but you will never eat again.
I'm gonna assume this is some magic scenario where my health would also be in tact. The answer is no; too many delicious foods I would miss.

17. 10x faster Internet than you currently have but you can only download 20 gigabytes of stuff a month.
I use too much data for this to have any chance of working.

18. You will become immensely successful in the field of your choosing but you will go through life watching everyone around you slowly drift away from you, and your success will be your downfall.
Again, that's dark as hell and no. That is way too depressing.

19. You have the ability to kill anyone you want and get away with it but when you die, you will be conscious for the rest of eternity.
I don't know what the hell they mean by 'conscious' but this is a tough one. If conscious means, being aware of everything that happens for the rest of eternity, than yes. What am I conscious of is the question, but the answer will most likely be yes.

20. Become Superman/woman but become the opposite gender.
For me, this is more of a question of being 'super' or not. I'm assuming I will become as op as Superman and nothing else changes. If that's the answer, then no. Superman has to protect Earth from super villains and constantly risk death all the while. It's not worth it in my humble opinion.

Tag some people? Okay.

hopebaegel
cafeakira
CaptainBloodyRose
skeletohn
GloomyFaun

I think 5 is good. Toodles~