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Just silly conversations between these idiots Cover's image: https://www.instagram.com/p/BaDhg8YA0MZ/

Bite

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by WolfjawsWriter

by WolfjawsWriter

George: *teacher mode* if you bite it and you die; its poisonous. If it bites you and you die; its venomous

Lockwood: what if it bites me and it dies?

George: then you are poisonous

Lockwood: what if it bites itself and I die?

Lucy: that's voodoo

Lockwood: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Holly: thats correlation, not causation

Kipps: *sarcastically* what if we bite each other and none of us dies?

Lucy: thats kinky