i was instagram stalking one day when i came across this picture:
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instantly, i knew she was cheating
i ran out of my house and to y/n's house i ran.
y/n opened the door.
"Kelsyes is cheating on me!" i scream satanically
"i knew it" y/n said
"this is crazy" i scream eating the table
"cody don't touch my table"
"Sorry but I'm just so frustrated i can't contain myself"
"here try this"
she handed me a plate and i munched on that
"maybe you should try talking about this with her"
"no"
do it
kelsyes walks in and i scream
"RAWWRRRR" tina the t rex walks in and eats y/n
i scream and run out
"KELSYES I KNOW YOURE CHEATING ON ME, I SAW THIS PICTURE!" i show her the picture of the toad from mario kart porcupine lookin ass and her standing next to it
