a majestic story about the sexiest, fattest, sweatiest, most seductive, music teacher to ever walk the earth (or any other planet, but he couldn't fit on pluto, he's too big) takes on an adventurous quest to find his cock.
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September 7, 2017
Today is the first day of the school year. So many new kids and teachers, who are all going to insult me only about my weight. I don't really get why they make fun of me though, I only weigh 370 and am the size of a jeep wrangler. All of these kids hate my class, but I am hiding a HUGE secret from them all... I have never seen or felt my cock my entire life. I am thinking about telling them. I have lost my virginity to a willing Dunkin Donuts manager, who promised to give me free donuts for life, but she found my cock. NOT ME. For all I know, I could have a vagina.
Oh what I would do to see it. I've heard so many things from my friends and family about how wonderful it is to have a penis, but I can't experience any of it. I would do anything just to see it and feel it and squeeze it and caress it and love it so good. I would learn so many new things and have so many new opportunities if I only found my dick. I would try and loose weight to find it, but I could never eat those free Dunkin Donuts again, and to be honest, the sex wasn't very good, so I want as many donuts as I can get. Who knows, I could become gay if I found my penis, I might love it that much.
September 11, 2017
I did it. I told my students. Only my band though, because I feel like my general music losers would never understand. I am close with my band, almost too close, so I felt like they would understand and maybe help me find it. Once I told them, I asked a few of the ladies to help me look for it. They ran away squealing, and some of the gay boys, were moaning and drooling. And now I am being fired and put on house arrest. But its OK, I discovered something that day. Sometimes, its good to fear the unknown, and broken crayons still color, which means broken cocks can still cum. YUM!!!!
September 18, 2017
The past few days, I have tried SOOOOOO hard to find my dick. It must really be in there, or I have vagina. Who knows, only the Dunkin lady. I might seek medical help, once I am off house arrest.
September 23, 2017
Guys, today is the day. I discovered that I don't have a penis. Or a vagina. I have been looking for nothing all along. I have decided that I will indeed seek medical help, and get a brass trumpet medically implanted into my crotch area, in place of a penis. That way, those sexy ladies can blow on me all they want. As for the girls I asked at school, they are in a mental hospital. What I did wasn't right for those ladies, but I couldn't stop craving them. Thank you for following my journey, I'm sure there will be more to cum, once I get off house arrest. I will be setting up a GoFundMe page for my surgery, please donate now. JOIN MY CLAN!!!!!
