The story
So I'm an innocent church secretary and organist with a horrible old lady singing voice who owns a bunch of flightless birds and is completely unaware that birds fly. I'm also schizophrenic and always seeing the ghost of dead winds over my shoulder staring at me no matter where i am. Yers is an ominous narrator who was kidnapped. Derson and Cherson are creepers (long different story I'm still a little confused about) who kidnap children and find other kidnapped children.
Me, yers, cherson, and derson
