Moved to @excujimev (taking this fic with me hehe)
Xiumin: *Grabs food* Too heavy *Eats them all in one go and jumps out of the window*
Kai: *Grabs all of the pictures of D.O and hugs D.O* Dont worry, Lets transport to somewhere else only us
D.O: NO! MY KITCHEN! NO! THAT THE DISH I COOKED FOR 6 HOURS!!!!! ITS BURNING! *Cries*
Chanyeol: *Grabs guitar and all caps and grabs Baekhyun*
Baekhyun: No my eyeliners! *Grabs eyeliners and rushes out of the window with Chanyeol*
Chen: *Takes all of the How to Troll books*
Suho: *Grabs credit card* One by one, hop out of the window.
Tao: How dare you rip my GUCCI's like that. I will wushu you! *Wushu's fire*
Kris: Ace, lets fly together to galaxy.
Luhan: IM MANLY! Let the fire burn me! *A little flame of fire touched him* AAAAH! HELP ME!
Sehun: *Grabs all bubble tea and jumps with luhan out of the window*
EXO: *All jumps from the window*
Lay: *Wakes up* What is that? Who is this? Where am i? *Wanders around, got burned, dies*