Moved to @excujimev ( taking this fic with me hehe )
First: I am really sorry for the lack of updating! I had a terrible test today that i haven't even revised for! Even though I wasn't online for a while, i had some Wattpad e-mails which told me about that there are many people reading this! I haven't thought it will get this far though...but anyways this is a Xiumin one! Though its not like Xiumin...a bit of a Parody? I might start parodies soon ahahaha~^^
|| In rollarcoaster ||
Girl: Aegyo?
Xiumin: *Baozi face*
Girl: *Can't breathe, needs oxygen and decides to fall out of train and dies*
Xiumin: Am i really that cute?
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|| At restraunt ||
Xiumin: Beautiful.
Girl: Thank y-
Xiumin: Not you. Its my sandwhich.
Girl:
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Xiumin: *farts*
Girl: Did you fart?
Xiumin: Thank you for the adjective, you remind me of my fart.
Girl: *vomits*
Xiumin: This is a reality show, we can't have a baby for real...
