Family

Fat Friday

"How do you know that? Did you sneak into the lab?" Alison snidely asks

"Alex Drake played god. I just mentally tortured you"

"Just?" Aria asks

"That was a long time ago anyway. I'm a mother now and I'm engaged to the love of my life, Mike" Mona tells us, showing off her ring

"We've seen it before" Spencer tells her

"When's the wedding?"

"In a few months. You are all going to be invited don't worry, and since I named her after both of you. You are in charge of looking after my gorgeous princess Hanna Alison Montgomery"

Ali's pov

"Em. It's the bus asshole" I shout

"What?" Spencer asks

"The bus asshole" I repeat

"Wait what did he do?" Mona asks

"One day when I was pregnant, I had the bus journey from hell and it was his fault"

"Alison, are you sure it is him? You've been trying to find this guy for like eight years" Emily laughs

"It's him. I recognise his obnoxiousness"

"Who?" Hanna asks

"The man with the patchy grey beard" I scoff

"Ali's pissed at him because he wouldn't move along the seat to let her sit down"

"That's it?" Mona asks

"That's is? Excuse me but I was pregnant at the time. Emily's making out as if I am overreacting"

"You are" she laughs

"Right listen to this" I tell my friends, preparing them to hear my rant

"I was getting the bus to the hospital to get a checkup on my babies. So I get onto the packed bus and there is one seat left. Sat at the isle was that man. I could tell from the moment I saw his cream chinos that he was a posh asshole, but anyway, I struggled my way to the back of the bus and when I arrived at the seat the dickhead didn't bother moving over. So he sat with an empty seat next to him as I hovered over him waiting for him to move" I complain, running out of breath as my anger increases

"Oh no. How can he show his face after that?" Hanna sarcastically asks

"Excuse me but there was a perfectly good seat next to him and I was basically three people at that time. The only difference between me and him, was that I was carrying two babies and he was carrying his massive ego" I complain as o scowl at him

"And he had a seat" Aria laughs

"Shut up. I'm going to say something to him"

"Alison please don't" Emily begs

"Why? Are you embarrassed?"

"Yes"

"Well then, even more reason for me to say something" I tell Em, pushing out my seat and walking towards him

Emily's pov

"Excuse me" Alison obnoxiously says to him

"Hello? Can I help?"

"Yes. Eight years ago I was heavily pregnant and when I was on the bus and you wouldn't move your ass for me"

"Well why would I?"

"Because I was pregnant"

"Yes but you are also Alison DiLaurentis" I hear him scoff

"Excuse me?" Alison asks

"Why do you look so surprised that I know who you are? You and your friends over there are famous in this town. Everyone knows who you bitches are" he remarks before grabbing his espresso, fixing his tie and running out the brew

"Who is he calling a bitch?" Hanna complains

"Well he's still an asshole" Ali says, returning to her seat

"I agree" Spencer sighs

"Same. I think we have officially made a new enemy" Hanna complains

"We'll try not to kill this one" Mona laughs