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shyla looked at the old man's head and immediately felt attracted at first sight. it was so shiny.
shyla always felt lonely. she knew she always needed a shiny old head to always be by her side.
'wanna come over to my place?' said shyla. the shiny bald headed man gasped.
shyla licked the man's head. the man hummed in approval.
'come on, let's go.' shyla said gently, but firmly.
'take me to your dungeon.' said the old man.
they went into the room. there was only one bed.
'oops, looks like there's only one bed.' said shoe¡shyla.
'i can sleep on the couch' said the old-but young in shyla's eyes-man.
'no!' yelled shyla directly into his ear.
the man went deaf.
they settled themselves to the bed. shyla tucked the old deaf man in.
the old man's head gently bumped into shyla's chin. shujujuj groaned, feeling content.
'wanna smut?' said the old man.
'NO¡' said shyla.
the old man died.
~~end of one shot~~
