Experimental Blobs

Episodes 1 and 2

"Helloooo everyone!!! I am your host, Phil Robertson!! And this is a new reality show, called Experimental Blobs!! This is where two people, two random people from the audience, get up here and see what blobs can do!" He paused, "One person gets turned into a blob!! But... The other person gets to feel what the blob can do! For example, if there is a star blob, the person gets to feel what they can do, a star blob is good, and it makes people see constellations better. This is a good blob, but the blobs aren't always good, so there is a fifty-fifty chance of getting a good or bad blob! And the other two are always on the show," Phil paused for breath, "are our awesome inventors, Anna Vo and Melissa Albertson! These are the two amazing people who make the blob potion! One sip and you are a blob forever! Well that's enough of me jabbering about this show, so let's start this show in three.......two.......one.......action!"

"Hello! I am Anna, and today our guest stars are Robert Pinckney, the person who will get turned into a blob, and Sheldon parksworth, the person who is feeling what the blob can do!" The blond female shouted with enthusiasm.
"Well let's get on with the show!" Melissa stated.
"Ok sounds good! On with the show!"
*Anna walks on the stage with a test tube full of this, weird looking stuff.
"Ok," Anna starts, "we have no idea what kind of blob this stuff will turn Robert in, but whatever! We don't even know if it's safe for people to drin..."
*Melissa runs up and harshly hits Anna in the ribs with her elbow*
"That's enough of that, Anna." Melissa said strictly.
*Melissa grabs the tube that Anna is holding and walks up to Robert and gives it to him*
"Now it's time for the drinking! Robert, will you?"
"Ok, I will."
*Robert lifts the tube up and puts it to his lips, but them pulls it down*
"Well what are you waiting for Robert? Drink the stuff we made! Why won't you drink it!? Is it because we don't even know if it's safe to drin......"
"ANNA, stop!!!!! We don't want to alarm the guests, right Anna?" Melissa almost yelled at her.
"Should I even drink this!?" Robert started wailing.
"YES!" Anna and Melissa yelled.
"Ok, here it goes."
*Robert lifts the tube up and is going to drink, but pulls back down again*
"OMG JUST DRINK THE STUPID POTION!" Anna yells at Robert and grabs the tube. Then she pours it in his mouth. Then he starts to change, he shrinks and expands, soon enough he is a blob.
"Wow! I've never seen this type of blob before!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A BLOB BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE!" Melissa yelled at Anna. "Idiot." She muttered to herself.
"Ok back to.... Uh "Robert" I guess I call you that, but what can you do Robert? Can you still talk? Can you sti...."
"Give Robert, er, whatever you call him, or, er, whatever he is, IF he's a he, a chance." Melissa said somewhat calmly.
"Yes, I can still talk, but as for what I can do? Let's see." Robert said. Then a brown blob flew out of his (or whatever he is, let's just call him Robert still) butt and splattered on Sheldon, who was surprisingly quiet during this show.
"Ewwwwww!" Sheldon yelled, "IS THIS POOP!?
"Yes, yes it is!" Melissa said trying to donating her laughter, "Robert has.......has.......has........." She couldn't help it anymore, she burst out laughing, then Anna did too.
"Sorry Sheldon! But you have to get squirted with poop for five minutes, sorry, but it's part of the show."
"Aww poop." Sheldon muttered
"Literally!!!!" Anna laughed as a tear dropped from her eyelash and onto her check.
Then Sheldon willingly stepped into a life size tube with Robert in it too.
"Okay! The clock starts now!" Anna yelled to everyone and clicked a button on the stopwatch she was holding in the air. Then Robert started squirting on Sheldon.
"Ohhh, poor Sheldon!" Melissa said sympathetically.
"Oh whatever!" Said Anna. "This is the best part!!!!"
"Ah, ewww! This smells sooo bad!" Sheldon coughed. Then the smell wavered over to the audience.
"Ew, gross!" Someone in the audience yelled.
After that, all eyes were on Sheldon and Robert again. Poop was spattering all over Sheldon! He was covered in poo!
"Awwwwww, so gross!" Anna yelled and laughed!!! "You have two minutes left! So everyone watching get a good look!"
Sheldon was getting so covered in the poo, all you saw was his bright blue eyes and his glasses. His dull red shirt and his jeans were soaked in poop. Everyone laughed as another poop glob splattered all over his face!
"Alright! Everyone count down with me! 10...9...8...7"
By the number 7 everyone was counting with Anna. "6...5...4...3...2...1...DONE!!"
And Sheldon LEAPED out of the glass chamber.
"So, Sheldon," Anna started, "how was your experience today?"
"Don't get me started.." He replied.
"Ok he said it was great everyone! Our first episode of Experimental Blobs is successful!"
".... And then the poop came and then I was covered and then....."
"Alright that's enough from you Sheldon!" Anna scolded.
"Goodnight and thanks for watching everyone!" Melissa finished. "I hope you like our episodes! If you do, tune in for another episode next week!"

Ok, that was the first episode. How was it? Be truthful but no hater comments please! :-) thanks! So comment below for ideas about the next episodes to come!

-madisonrocks424

"Hello everyone! Once again, I am your host, Phil Robertson! And today our guest starts are Samuel Lober and Amanda Tazma! Samuel is one turning in the blob, and Amanda gets to feel the what the blob does! And now, our inventors, Anna Vo and Melissa Alberson! Applause please!"
"Welcome, welcome everyone!" Anna yelled to the crowed, "Hello, and once again welcome to Experimental Blobs! So, today we have a potion that looks like vomit, I wouldn't want to be the idiot dinkin' this stuff, blah!"
"Shut up you idiot!" Melissa yelled at her, "I... I....... Uh.... Oh right, welcome everyone! We have a SPECIAL" *Melissa glares at Anna* "Formula today, now Samuel, here is your drink! Bon appetite!"
"Uhhhh, sorry, but I don't want to drink this anymore.... So.... Uh..... Bye."
Says Samuel and hurries off the stage.
"Ohhh no you don't." Melissa says and pulls him back on the stage. "Drink."
"Ok ok, I'll drink it." He mutters and starts to drink the disgusting liquid, or slime, or whatever it is. Then he starts to shrink and expand, and he starts to turn a lime green.
"Wow! I think it's a lime blob! See what you can do Samuel."
"Okay." Then the lime green blob spits out a lime green ball.
"Eureka! I was right!" Anna yells, "Yeah it's a lime blob! It spits out limes! Okay, Amanda, you get to get hit by limes for the next give minutes."
"Okay, well, that's a lot better than poop, I feel bad for that last guy." Amanda says.
"Yeah yeah just get hit already, and.... START!" Anna yells. Now Amanda gets pelted with limes.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow this is so funny!" Anna laughs.
"Okay, Anna, just stop for once." Melissa scolds. "Oh! Let me be done already!" Amanda begs.
"No." Anna says.
"ANNA!"
"Fine, fine, you have three more minutes getting pelted with limes."
*Silence*
"Okay then........." Anna said awkwardly, "uhhh. Two minutes and fifteen, fourteen, thirteen seconds left."
*Awkward silence*
"Owww! This hurts so bad!" Amanda yelled! Two seconds later her face was wet and dripping, lime peels at the ground.
*Audience bursting into laughter*
"I could watch this everyday!" Anna said while wiping a tear from her face.
*Silence*
"Okay Amanda, you are done....... Now!" Anna yells, "You can get off the stage when ever you are ready, take your time."
"Okay thanks, I'll be a bit."
"Okay no I was kidding, get off the stage now."
"Okay okay I'm going, I'm going."
"Well thanks everyone for watching another episode of Experimental Blobs!" Phil shouted, "We will be on next week! And don't forget to comment! So good night everyone!"