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@calumhood : cheers friends

ashleymaebesson, kaykay and 429,025 liked

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@lukehemmings : and i am old??
   |@calumhood : everyone in this world thinks i can be bullied
   |@ashleymaebesson : it's funny
   |@calumhood : then i declare the season of neighborhood pranks open
   |@ashleymaebesson : child

@corbynbesson : smash her calum

@almondmilkhunni : should i honestly tell you what you look like or should i lie?
   |@calumhood : lie
   |@almondmilkhunni : you look awful
   |@ashleymaebesson : 🤮

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@ashleymaebesson :
who flirts in the comments...

@calumhood :
brandy

my good friend

funny

btw she may come the other day

quarantine?

and ?

wdym "and"

what if she brings a virus into the house

she is responsible

i don't think so

k i will tell her i have an angry doggie called ashley who won't let strangers in the house

fuck you

i'll go see her myself, then

..... even better

well, do whatever you want

at least i get a break from your loud music

and this is your thanks for living in my house?

calum i can't explain how thankful i am

i'm trying to be your friend and not just a neighbour

we could spend the evening together, get to know each other better

but if you want go to your contagious brandy

she's not contagious, ashley

she writes such comments... that i wouldn't be so sure