Will had always been the most logical one in the group. He stayed calm and collected most of the time. That was the thing Jack loved most about him. To Jack, Will was perfect. One night, Jack decided to confess his love. He woke up at 6:30am to make a coffee for Will but the coffee mug have a LOVE HEART ON IT!!!!! AND SAY I LOVE U WILL!!!!!
Jack walked over to Will's bedroom door and came in. He probably should've knocked, but it was far too late for that now. What Jack saw in that room that day was mentally traumatising.
Anime posters. Anime DVDs. Manga. Japanese takeout. A Naruto shirt he was wearing.
This... couldn't be happening.
Will turned around, owo-ing at Jack.
"Will." Jack said slowly and cautiously. "Do you remember who I am?"
"ehh, n-nu. >.<" Will tilted his head trying to act like a weird anime cat person.
But it wasn't real... it couldn't have been. Jack backed away and ran out of Will's room, spilling coffee all over it.
"Kyah! H-Hirasawa~San~! I'm so sowwy! Teh man didn't mean to spill coffee on you!~ 8﹏8" Jack heard will say. He texted everyone but will saying "MEET IN LIVING ROOM THIS IS URGENT."
"Yeah! He needs to give me back the PowerPuff Girls pencil sharpener I lent to him!" Matt added.
"I think Will... has the weeaboo disease." Jack said, close to crying. Everybody gasped. Charlie gagged and Dan led him to the bathroom where he vomited a lot like jeez Charlie you can stop chucking up now mate
George began to cry. David hugged him and kissed his forehead. Matt and Rhianna held hands quietly. It was a sad day for those from SootHouse. (Except for Will, who was setting up a MySpace account.)
"How can we fix this?' Jack sobbed as Dan came back with Charlie, who had a pale face and eyes filled with tears.
Charlie spoke up. "There needs to be true loves kiss or something idk what the fuck"
Everyone looked at Jack, who blushed. "I-I can't kiss Will!"
George grabbed Jacks shoulders. "Jack, do you want him to be free of this or not?"
"HAVE SEX" David yelled.
"YES HAVE SEX PLEASE" Dan agreed, nodding vigorously.
Jack sighed. "I'll bring him out." He walked away as everyone sat there quietly.
Then they heard Will's voice. "Uwaaah!! M-Me was just organising my anime action figures! What ish chu doing!?~"
"Oh god... it's worse than I thought." David said under his breath.
Will looked at Jack. "Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///·" without any action. Just all in one sentence. Why do I exist
Jack took a deep breath and KISS WILL
Everyone GASPU~!
"Woah what happened" Will said
"WIIIILLLLL!!" Jack yelled, tears of relief in his eyes.
"Yes FINALLY I AM FREE!" Will cheered
"Will what even happened that was so fucking weird I'm confused" Dan said.
"So, as you all know, SorrowTV is a weeaboo. But what you don't know is that he is a malevolent all-knowing fungal being from outer space that can possess the souls of unwilling hosts. When I was putting on pyjamas I found out that Charlie didn't do the laundry because he's a lazy fuck and the only shirt I had was a Naruto shirt which I don't even remember buying. So I put it on but it was apparently cursed!!!1!1! And before I knew it SorrowTV's overwhelming power consumed me and I was no longer in control of my body...but Jack~Senpai... you saved me~"
Will and Jack looked deep into each other's eyes and it feel like nobody else was in the room!!! Will leaned in and kissed Jacks soft lips as everyone else sat around awkwardly.
...
Sorrow huffed loudly. His plan to rule all life on earth by possessing Wilbur Soot had failed. He was hungry for revenge He observed the earth and smiled evilly. This story was not over.
It had just begun.
Part 2 is coming.
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