In the beginning, there were fields. Corn fields.
But here is a little piece of information that will blow your mind:
Corn is just lumpy, yellow Bread.
But that is not the point, my children.
Ethan was a young man of class and dignity. He knew everything about Bread. He knew so much, that people considered him to be the Bread god.
Little did they know, Ethan IS the Bread god. He is the best thing since long before sliced Bread.
In fact, Ethan created Bread.
He is Bread.
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