Teletobi X Shrek

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There once was a shrek telatobi hybrid. It was called a shrobi. The hybrid was illgal the the time and people fought to make the government kill it or cast it out in exile. Of course with so many up roars, the government couldn't oblige. They cast the shrobi out far far away to a swamp were he became a swamp bog. When shrobi was cast out, it's family, Yoda, Telatobi, Yobi, and his half siblings all followed him and colonized the swamp. There, the became the illegal swamp boys who later died out because of poisonous algae. Only a telatobi was left. He later found out that it was the government's intention to kill his family and that the crazy mad hair president thought they were all dead. Only Telatobi survived the deadly poison and lived as a swamp bog who missed all his off spring, wives, etc and lived a very lonely lonely life. He was so lonely until a donkey came along the road. It was super hairy. Telatobi saw it and got out of the swamp all covered in seaweed but suprisinglybtje donkeh wasn't frightened. Instead he stood up on two legs and took out a knife. "I am here to 360 no scope you. You shall die" and telatobi ran back to his swamp, frightened. He did NOT want to no scoped. He was the one that was supposed to no scope people so he devised a plan to look like he drowned in the swamp by holding his breath for 15 minutes. But he obviously failed. Telatobi just couldn't resist. He got out and sliced the donkeys head. "HA NO SCOPED U STINKIN DONKEY" he yelled. And then he felt an abdominal pain and fell to the floor and died. The donkey picked up his head and sat it right back on his neck. "That treats u right. HA NO SCOPED 365 DEGREES" and cantered away

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