Aries: FUCK THIS ISNT FAIR
Taurus: Shit, I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: Sleeps through it
Cancer: Won't stop screaming
Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: Why is this happening?? My hair looks so good today!!
Libra: Vlogging as it happens
Scorpio: Finally
Sagittarius: There's so much more stupid shit I wanted to do man
Capricorn: Spending their last minutes eating
Aquarius: HAHAHA BITCHES, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen, now die.....slowly......painfully
Pisces: Can't even hear it going on because listening to music on max
