93: them as shit i've said

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Jaeden
-I'm labeling myself Muffin King

Finn
-Let me be a snack for one day

Jack
-If I was in a relationship I'd be loyal, but I'm not so I have options

Wyatt
-Your favorite gnome is so happy

Chosen
-I'd murder you nicely

Jeremy
-You can make a meme anywhere you just gotta believe



Bill
-me- this is an ugly photo of me
friend- you're not ugly
me- I didn't say I was ugly, I said the photo was ugly

Richie
-Yo, bro, I'll have my momma drop me off and then we gon' fight

Eddie
-If you steal my man I'll steal your kids

Stan
-Does art thou ponder I spicy

Mike
-I look cute as fuck today come at me

Ben
-Bro I didn't know I felt so deeply for pizza

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