The last chapter was Raven and now this chapter is gong to be about BEAST BOY!!! Hope you enjoy!
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Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles?
Cyborg: Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles.
Terra: You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?
Beast Boy: Slade was right. You don't have any friends.
Cyborg: Is there any meat in that tofu?
Beast Boy: No, there's no meat in the tofu, it's TOFU.
Beast Boy: Wakie, wakie, tofu eggs and bakie.
Beast Boy: See? SHE thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, someone has to.
Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast Boy: Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy.
[the Titans are deciding on pizza toppings]
Cyborg: Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?
Beast Boy: Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals.
Beast Boy: No matter what I do, she STILL treats me like tofu eggs.
StarFire: You guys. I don't know what to do? I've tried every joke, and every bodily noise I can think of and Beast Boy still won't wake up. I'm afraid Beast Boy's brain is lost forever.
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: [laughing] Good one... Hey wait a minute? Dude that's not funny. I totally have a brain. I just don't use it much.
Beast Boy: So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.
StarFire: But, we were only victorious because you watches too much the television.
Raven: So, I guess there really is no lesson.
Cyborg: Yep, it was all completely meaningless.
[everyone laughs]
Beast Boy: ...kaaaay... do you come with subtitles?
[It is dark and Beast Boy has turned into an octopus]
StarFire: Eeek! Someones claws are on my grebnacks.
[Two popping sounds]
Beast Boy: Hehe... my bad
Robin: You can't hold us here forever!
Spike: Now, don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you, better than all of us!
StarFire: Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!
Beast Boy: Yeah! What she said!
Spike: You watch your tone! Atlas is the greatest. He deserves your respect.
Raven: Sooo, do we get bathroom breaks?
Beast Boy: I'm just... practicing my nose-whistling!
[whistles]
Raven: Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank.
Beast Boy: Okay, it's not another ridiculous prank. It's a brilliant prank!
Raven: Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?
[Beast-Boy and Cyborg stare]
Beast Boy: Yeah!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast Boy: Free form...
Beast Boy, Cyborg: Breakfast explosion!
Raven: Sorry I asked.
[after Starfire returns from the future]
Beast Boy: [in tears] You're telling me I'M going to be BALD?
StarFire: Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!
Beast Boy: Yeah, what she said!
Beast Boy: This is the best pie in the history of pie.
Beast Boy: [to the green Raven] What is with you? First you nuke breakfast, then you laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, now you're a Marine? Make up your mind!
[shouts]
Beast Boy: Who are you?
Raven: [pink, gray and green Raven] I'm Raven.
Beast Boy: Umm... watch out for falling dinosaurs?
Beast Boy: Terra, Stop! We're your friends!
Terra: I don't have any friends. Remember?
[she punches him]
Beast Boy: You talk to fish? Yeah, right.
Aqualad: I'm talking to you, aren't I?
Beast Boy: Well, I, uh, technically, I'm a squid
Aqualad: It's called telepathy. Follow me.
Beast Boy: [imitating Aqualad] It's called telepathy.
Aqualad: I heard that.
Beast Boy: Who is this guy?
Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.
Beast Boy: [Beast Boy offers to rescue his team from a destructing underwater complex by turning into a whale and letting them ride in his mouth]
[pointing to mouth]
Beast Boy: Hello...
Raven: I'd really rather just stay here and drown.
Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.
Robin: Slade. We're ready for you.
Slade: Give me the girl!
Robin: No way!
Slade: You don't really have a choice. I'm taking her.
Beast Boy: Oh, yeah? You and what army?
[an army of fire creatures appear and then Beast Boy screams]
Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you?
Beast Boy: Ooh, squiggly lines. Way informative.
[while fighting Plasmus]
Beast Boy: Only one thing worse than goo...
Raven: [flying by] Sneeze goo.
Beast Boy: Ewww... gross!
Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm-anyway... The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn you history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point?
Raven: [sweat drops]
Beast Boy: British engineering. Finest in the world.
Raven: Can you please stop talking like that?
Beast Boy: You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star
Beast Boy: Dude, turtles know what's up.
Beast Boy: Ex-Doom Patrol member Beast Boy, sir. How can I help? Wowzers! You're Robin, aren't you, sir?
Robin: Well, you can start by not calling me sir.
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I'm sorry but one more thing.....
[Beast Boy has just caught Raven]
Raven: You saved me? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Hey! I like both of you! Now let's get out of here!
Thats just sweet am I right? :D
Anyway I know I did a few repeats its just that there are alot of funny quotes but I used them in the last chapter but I had to in this chapter just because its funny. Hahaha! Thanks for sticking with me!
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