Land of Hoes

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A long time ago, There were 4 virgins who were called Virgin Pete, Virgin Steve, Virgin Jake and Virgin Logan.... They all went to the same school and one day they found out about the "Land of Hoes"..... It was said that this was a legendary place for ugly ass virgins who can't get any pussy. They decided to go and look for it during the weekend...... (3 days later) Virgin Pete gathered up all the boys, "time to get us some puss, boys", "yeah boiiiiiii" said Jake, "mhm" said Logan while popping a boner....... "Wait, how are we gonna get to the island tho? It's 50 miles away and we don't have a boat or anything" said Steve. "That's how" said Pete while pointing to a sail powered cart. "Oh you have to be kidding me" said Jake. *Pete sighs* "unfortunately I'm serious" says Pete. "You do remember that it's the same cart Shrek and Fiona had sex in right?" Said Logan. "Do you want to get laid or not?" Said Pete. *Everyone sighs and gets into the cart*......... the cart starts moving, "let's just hope we get there in one piece" Says Steve....