Family

First words

"It's the Preschool" Emily nervously said, answering the phone is a panic

"She did what? I don't think Grace would have done that. Four people? Are you sure it was Grace? Okay. We will come get her now"

"What is it?" I asked, beginning to panic

"Apparently Grace is biting"

"Our Grace? She won't even bite a piece of chocolate incase it has a family" I sarcastically smirked with confusion

"Well we need to go get her"

Once we arrived at the Preschool, we were shown 4 children with teeth marks on their arms. Apparently Lily was making friends which made Grace jealous so she bite them

"Out of both of them who would you have guessed would be the biter?" Emily asks our friends, breaking me from my trance

"Definitely Lily" Aria laughs

"Why Lily?" I question

"Because she is most like you. And you were definitely a biter, I can just see you biting chunks out of the other kids"

I open my mouth ready to argue my point against her, however, I quickly stop myself because if I argued I would be lying. My mom always had to collect me from preschool and even kindergarten because I bite all the other children

"You better not bite" Hanna warns Conrad as she bounces him up and down on her legs

"He won't Mommy. Or I'll bite him" Harper cutely smiles

"No you won't missy, you won't be biting anyone either"

"But he's my little brother, I can bite him back if he bites me"

"No Harper you cannot" Hanna breathily laughs

"H...Haw...Hawper" Conrad shouts

We all gasp as his first word rolls off his tongue

"He said my name" Harper blushes

"How come she was his first word? I'm his big bro, she's just an annoying...thing"

"Carson. Don't be a jealous brat. Conrad, can you say Mommy?"

"Hawper" Conrad giggles

"No, Mommy"

"Hawper"

"I gave birth to you. Why won't you say Mommy?

"Hawper"

"He's a brat as well" Hanna says, folding her arms in a huff

"Don't be a jealous brat Hanna" Spencer mocks

"Oh my god. I need to phone Caleb" Hanna excitedly shouts, pulling her phone from her pocket

"Hey sexy. What is it babe?" Caleb asks

"Conrad spoke. Say it again for Daddy" Hanna smiles, holding her phone up to her youngest son

"Hawper, C...Cawson, Daddy" he stutters down the phone

"You little shit. Say Mommy"

"Han, leave him alone" Emily laughs

"Uck. You're okay, Lily and Grace's first words were Mommy. Which is fantastic for you because that is both of you, so there is no competition"

"Abigail's first word was scwabble" Spencer laughs, putting on a high pitches baby voice

"Yes well I am the freaking last name he has said, and I'm still waiting"

"Mommy" Conrad shouts, pointing at me

"I will fucking kill you Ali" Hanna scream with rage, throwing herself toward me; in front of all our influential children

"It's not my fault. Stop being a psycho bitch. Who cares what their first words are?"

"Me. I care"

"Psycho bitch. That's funny" Lily laughs

"Lily what have we told you about swearing?"

"I'm sorry Mom"

"You should be sorry Lil. We don't want you turning into a psycho bitch like your mom" Carson laughs

"Carson Caleb Rivers, don't you dare use that language"

"Why? You did and Aunt Ali"

"That's because we are adults" Hanna tries her best to explain why they cannot curse

Emily's pov

"Why? You did and Aunt Ali"

"That's because we are adults" Hanna pathetically replies, trying to backtrack their inexcusable swearing

"Anyway who wants a cupcake?" I ask, to change the subject

7 normal children throw their hands up. Fighting over who will get a cupcake as if it's the apocalypse. However, Grace keeps her arms by her side and her face remains straight

"Don't you want a cupcake Grace?" I ask my gorgeous daughter

"No. He...or she might have family. And I wouldn't want someone to eat my family so no I'm okay"

"Grace, a cupcake isn't alive. It can't have a family"

"How do you know that?"

"Because it's a cupcake" I laugh

"Uck don't say you are becoming a vegetarian" Hanna sighs

"What's wrong with being a vegetarian? Grace I'm proud of you for caring for animals. If it wasn't for vegetarians you may never have seen a pig or a chicken because they probably would've all have been eaten" Aria smiles, hugging Grace

"I cannot believe she was a biter" Spencer laughs

"She does take after her mom, Ali constantly has her teeth stuck in people" I laugh "Both girls take after Alison"

"Well I personally thing I am an amazing person to take after. Considering my fabulousness, they are two lucky girls. Almost as lucky as you" she giggles sarcastically

"I am very lucky to have a wife as stunning as you" I blush, before kissing her