how to be america

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Get up on that horse and spear Britain in the chest with a swoooorrrd

Punch a bear in its stupid head

Scream louder than an eagle

Jump off a cliff with the grace of a diving falcon

Be as swift as a coursing river

Be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Eat a hot dog

Eat a borger

Slorp you're an America now

     -US immigration officials

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