Short Sillies: The Haunted Banana

The Haunted Banana

A young man was sitting at at a computer looking at all the EVER SO FUNNY videos on the youtube trending section. He was just finished watching another 3am challenge when he saw something in the corner of his eye.

"Hi Joey!" the object stated. And as joey turned to the side he saw a talking banana! "hoo ar you suppos to beh????" Joey asked, sounding as if he spent weeks on his computer. "I am the banana you left under your bed for 3 years!" Banana said "As I rotted, the spilled mtn dew on the floor gave me a corporeal form!" 

"That makes sense." Joey said, his face as derpy as ever.

"Since you are my creator, I will grant your every wish" said Banana. "make your choices!" but as he was saying this joey went back to his computer. "hey! are you even listening?!" banana said, starting to get frustrated. But Joey was watching a 10 hour Spongebob video. Banana looked on for a moment until he said "Forget this, i'm becoming an accountant." then he poofed out of existence, leaving behind the obviously anti social idiot.

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