I have reached a certain level of doneness

My OCs as things I've seen on YouTube... 4, I think?

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Melody: LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!

Melody and Crimson; *spinning around waving their arms in the air* DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

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Jamie: *in a crowd of people, and quite angry*

Carrie: Wha- what'd you say?

Jamie: I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!

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Diana: We need capital numbers so I can scream at people while still using numbers.

Holly: Have you seen how my mom types?

Alex: Which one?

Holly: Terezi, duh.

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I keep forgetting if Holly is blind or not and I keep forgetting Nimia's name.

Help.

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Zach: *walking on a path*

Zach: *walks next to a dumpster with a cat on it*

Zach: *shoves the cat into the dumpster, and then runs for dear life*

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Fun fact: I'm allergic to cats.

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Crimson: I love how people are telling I'm like, two, nine years old-

Crimson: I'm eleven so shut the fuck up.

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Melody: -And they were roommates!

Eli: Oh my god they were roommates.

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Robin: My bacon's extra crispy, my eggs are full grown,

Robin: I've only got one plate 'cause I'M ALL FUCKING ALONE! *wipes everything off counter*

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Melody: Eli, time to get up buddy! Eli! Time to get up!

Eli: Noo.

Melody: I'll open the blinds!

Eli: No no no no n-*Mel opens the blinds* AAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Crimson: *impersonating that unicorn girl from Despicable me (Forgot her name)* It's so fluffy I wanna die-

Pillow: *falls over*

Crimson, Melody, Eli, and Zach: *screams, absconds the fuck outta there, Zach backflipped over the couch, Melody ran around it, and Crimson & Eli flew away*

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(Special appearance from John)

Jamie: *texting*

John: Who're you texting?

Jamie: I've got a date tonight.

John: Oh? Who's the lucky Guy? HAHAHEHAHEHAHEHA!

Jamie: ...DAD HALF THE PEOPLE WE KNOW ARE PANSEXUAL AND RAINBOW-BLOODED, OUR LIVES ARE ONE BIG PRIDE PARADE!

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Carrie: *creeping around a pan on a stove*

Carrie: *tosses something into pan*

Pan: There's hot oil in here bitch.

Carrie: *Slides across the floor and opens fridge door as shield, the bottom door shelf on fridge breaking and Ketchup and Mayo spilling everywhere*

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Another alternate Jamie & Ken meeting:

Ken: *has phone on speaker*

Carrie: *whispers to Alex* What the fuck is he doing?

Jamie: *over speaker* This is Jamie can I-

Ken: *robot voice* To talk to a customer, please press one.

Jamie: ... *beep* *Starts speaking*

Ken: *laughing*

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*camera is placed on in corner of room*

*Casey runs in room with blanket on her head*

Eli: *still not on screen* Everyone is drunk.

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*Camera is next to a tree in a forest*

*Casey runs past the camera with blanket on her head*

Eli: Why am I the only sober one right now?

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Serena: - we get there and I'm not 'WHERE THE PIZZA?!'

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This is even worse than the last thee OMI.