The Rant Book

Pet Peeves Uglies Trigger

first things first, i'm not psychotic, just hear me out

Part 1:

i honestly hate it so much when people don't cover their sneeze, burp, cough, deep sighs, gas, etc.

it's literally one of the most annoying things that irk me. it's like uM you have two hands for a reason, use them! we have enough exposure to bacteria, and i really don't need that extra excess coming from you...

Part 2:

i need one of those signs at the museum that read "Do not touch the art" bc people really don't think twice about putting their hands on me...okay lmao that was worded kind of weird but do i care? no.

i hate it so very much when people touch any part of my skin, so basically my body. if i don't give you consent to do so then please back tf away, ha!

I honestly don't know why that's so hard.

This pet peeve could be due to things that have happened in the past that I will NOT get into.

Part 3:

i don't like seeing people pick at scabs or their nails. i dislike it most when they flick it at you...it's gross enough to see the visual, but having the possibilities of it landing on you is klgnjdgdikgfjkdf YIKES

Part 4:

please don't invade my space, or bubble, wtv you'd like to call it. the circumference of the Earth is more than 20k miles aka more than enough space for you to NOT occupy my bubble.

i know i'm amazing as heck, and you love being around me, but you can certainly admire from a distance buddy.

Part 5:

Of all my pet peeves i've gotta say the least of my favorites is when someone is aware of your pet peeves, yet they still continue to do the things you dislike. or they try to dramatize the situation by inflicting the blame on you BAHAHA. yes dude, it's totally my fault you keep doing the same few things i ask you kindly to refrain from.

i hate when they blame me because for someone who has a tiny tolerance i can get mad pretty darn quick. i hate that when i get mad i'm pinned as the villain when in reality i'm just upset i'm not being respected or the fact that i'm not being taken serious. like if i tell you i don't like something then please be friggin' considerate, eh?

Pet Peeves

To be continued...