Today started off as a normal day, I was watching my favorite hentai, Shrek: The Musical. I spent most of the day watching various versions of the Bee Movie with the next one being funnier than the last. The sun was close to setting, when I get a phone call from my love, Collin.
"Hey Babe, I have a few seasons of Seinfeld on VHS, care to watch some high class television shows with me?" I could hear the playfulness in his voice as he mentioned Seinfeld.
"Only if you promise to watch Scrubs with me afterward,"I quickly respond trying to seem as confident as possible whilst I were moments away from freaking out at the thought of laying down and watching tapes of Seinfeld with him.
"How about you come over around 8ish?"
It was already 7:30.
"Yeah sure, do you want me to bring anything?'' my heart was still racing from the moment he called me.
"Yeah an overnight bag."
He hung up the phone.
I spent the next 20 minutes of my life trying to become as attractive as possible. Once it finally became 7: 50, I began to leave my house. The roads were surprisingly clear.
There it was, his house, The blue roof glimmered in the receding sunlight. I couldn't believe it, this was finally happening, I was moments away from stepping out of my car and walking up the love of my life's door and knocking. Well it's now or never and I'm not going to cancel on having my dreams become true.
knock, Knock, Knock. The pitter patter of feet boom through the house before the door violently opened.
"Hey girly, I didn't expect you so soon." His clothes seemed to be slightly disheveled as though he just got out of bed.
"I never got the hang of being fashionably late," I try to say in the most sarcastic tone I can muster at the moment.
"Ha ha, funny joke, here let me let you in,"
after a bit of foot shuffling I was sitting on his bed with water and popcorn while he put on a copy of Seinfeld's first season.
"Feel free to use my blankets if you get cold," his voice seemed to be deeper than I remembered it to be.
"Okay, thanks for the offer."
The bed suddenly began to lower next to me. I looked over and it was him. There Collin was in all his glory, wrinkled clothes, and tousled curls.
"You wanna finna smash?"
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