How the signs met their future spouse

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Aries
Got their ass kicked in a debate by them.

Taurus
Got noticed in a strip club.

Gemini
Beat them up in third grade

Cancer
Was a waiter or waitress in a restaurant.

Leo
Saw them sitting them he corner texting.

Virgo
Took pity for their drunk ass at the bar.

Libra
Kicked their future spouse's ass in a debate.

Scorpio
Saw them in a strip club.

Sagittarius
Got beaten up by them in third grade.

Capricorn
Met them as a waiter or waitress.

Aquarius
Was in the corner texting the whole time.

Pisces
Got drunk at the bar and woke up married.

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