It's always a typical day in the world when suddenly two criminals enter the bank.
"HANDS UP MOTHERFUCKERS!" Saira yelled. "THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GET ROBBED THE TF OUT OF GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR ELSE YOU FUCKING DIE AND I SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING BALLS!"
"I actually wouldn't min-"
Saira shot the man in an instant and into his balls. Everyone screamed. "SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU IDIOTS, YOU GET YOUR BALLS DESTROYED IF YOU WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!" A guard working there raised his gun and pointed it at her in the slightest and slowest way. "Lady, please.. put the gun down..". "YOUR DUMBASS ALSO WANTS YOUR BALLS TO EXPLODE? BE MY GUEST" Saira quickly raised her gun but before the guard shot his weapon, Mya had headshotted the guard. "Holy shit I just killed that dude." Mya smirked with confusion. "YOU DIDN'T SHOT HIM IN THE BALLS THOUGH." Saira replied. "Never mind, lets just get the money.." Saira said.
After Mya and Saira collected all the money from the vault, they noticed that they were surrounded by a group of cops. "AH WE GOTTA START KILLING HOSTAGES NOW" Saira screamed. Officer Jose stepped out of his vehicle and questioned the other cops. "Wha-do we have here fellas?" he asked while eating a doughnut. "Sir, we have two criminals robbing the bank with hostages inside. They seem like they want to negiogiate.. I can't tell." One officer said nervously. "Don't worry I have a plan" Jose said as he smiled with a dark plan besides him.
"Hey Saira, what's that noise outside?" Mya said while looking through the windows.
Both of the robbers got quiet to listen the noise....
Ay
Fonsi
DY
Oh
Oh no, oh no
Oh yeah
Diridiri, dirididi Daddy
GoSí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote
Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY)
Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome
Muéstrame el camino que yo voy (Oh)Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal
Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan
Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (Oh yeah)Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal
Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más
Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuroDespacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigoDespacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube)Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
Quiero ser tu ritmo
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido (Diridiri, dirididi Daddy)Si te pido un beso ven dámelo
Yo sé que estás pensándolo
Llevo tiempo intentándolo
Mami, esto es dando y dándolo
Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bom, bom
Sabes que esa beba está buscando de mi bom, bom
Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe
Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe
Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje
Empecemos lento, después salvajePasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito
Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza
Veo que eres malicia con delicadezaPasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas
Pero pa montarlo aquí tengo la piezaDespacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigoDespacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube)Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
Quiero ser tu ritmo
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellidoDespacito
Vamos a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico
Hasta que las olas griten "¡ay, bendito!"
Para que mi sello se quede contigoPasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido (DY)
Despacito...
"That's beautiful.." Saira said with one tear coming out of her eye.
"BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT RUN MYA RUNNNN!"
Both robbers ran from the back of the building while cops tried to catch them.
Both separated as they continued to run from the officers.
Mya just got shot and fucking died. "OOF" she said as blocks separated and disappeared.
Saira had some money with her but she fucking tripped and died.
"OOF" she said as she disappeared too.
Jose catched up to them and smiled...
"You can never run away from Despacito..."
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ForThe4OfUs
HumorAll these mini stories are the ones you that you will think about when you are stuck in an island and your turning crazy. Be advised that these stories can be gory,weird, and hell, even some sexulization, but I doubt THAT be in the stories. Blah bla...
