(I'ma do these whenever I get bored af, which is on the weeks I'm at my dad's, I have no internet or service, well shit, also I have created a Boyf Riends book, so please, be a lovely human being and suffer from my cringe, anyways, I hope you enjoy!)
Dear Evan Hansen we've been way to out of touch.
Me: ...you go to the same school....
Things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don't talk that much.
Me: ok, after that sentence, I know that the next line is gonna be weird.
But I should tell you that I think of you each night.
Me: YEP. Definitely, the next line is gonna be very, VERY, weird, heh, like me.
I rub my nipples, and start moaning with delight.
Me: is Jared writing this? If so I'm Jared, and Jared is my favorite character.
Why would you write that!?
Me: Evan, calm your tits.
Im just tryna tell the truth.
Me: *wheezing* JaReD iS mY FavORiTe ChaRacTEr!! GoD, HeLp mE!
These emails have to perfect, just- I'll do it!
Me: EVAN, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR EMAILS!!
I gotta tell ya life without ya, has been hard.
Me: hard?
Hard?
Has been bad.
Me: bad?
Bad?
Has been rough!
Me: KiNkY!
Kinky!
And I miss talking about life, and, other stuff.
Me: *wheezing* "other stuff" God! Are you guys gonna be like Alexander and John!?
Very specific.
Shut up!
Me: hah, same.
I like my parents!
Who says that?
I love my parents!
Me: the first line though, again same.
But each day's another fight.
Me: hehehehe same.
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be aright!
Me: smoking drugs?
Smoking drugs?
JUST FIX IT!
Me: *stares at my friend Michael* are you gay?
IF I STOP SMOKING CRACK-
CRACK!?
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright!
Me: ..... Michael: .....yes.....
I'll take your advice, I'll try to be more(chill) "nice".
Me: how can you try to be nice!?
I'll turn it around, wait and see!
Cause all that it takes is a little re-in-ven-tion!
Me: re-in-ven-tion? What?
It's easy to change if you give it your attention! All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be, Sincerely, Me!
Me: I don't know if I should believe this song, or be very fucking confused...
(I'm cutting this one short cause I'm a lazy piece of trash, well I hope you enjoyed!)
