When You Two Get An Apartment Together

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Bill
-cleans everywhere but the room you two are sharing
-wants to do the dishes
-so much Pizza Hut

Richie
-place is fucking trashed
-"we'll clean it tomorrow okay?"
-you two never clean and lay in bed until noon
-wInk WoNk everyday

Eddie
-early bird
-"Eddie it's so early"
-like 4828737338 first aid kits

Stan
-walks around in his boxers
-lots of cereal
-never makes the bed

Bev
-no pants or bra, strictly t shirts and undies
-Netflix marathons ever night
-"we don't have any food"
"Then order Chinese Sophia"

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