Passing the Salt

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Bill
-leaves

Richie
-takes it out of your dad's hand
-you have to show him the door
-hahaha that's the last time he comes over

Eddie
-dies on the spot
-Tina Belcher noises
-prays

Stan
-pulls Torah out of his pocket and starts praying
-"AHAHAH I thought she said 'Stanny'"
-wowie things are awkward

Bev
-passes you the pepper

Jaeden
-"I'll show myself the door"
- can't get up
-this boy is redder than a fucking stop sign 🛑

Finn
-" I'm not getting out of this one am I" He whispers to you
-"it's a joke dOnT wOrRy"
-slides down in his chair

Jack
-panics
-purposely spills drink
-doesn't make eye contact with anyone for the rest of the night

Wyatt
-this boy grabs the pepper and saves everyone
-nice 👌
-impressed by himself

Sophia
-chokes on her food
-moms more concerned than dad
-goes to the bathroom for the rest of the night

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