Boyf: it's ok, Squip.
Reinds: @InsanelyCool
InsanelyCool: What now?
Reinds: any suggestions on who to hook the Squip up with?
InsanelyCool: Idk, uh, maybe the other Squip?
Imback: 🙃😲😤😡😧😳😳
Imback: ^^how I feel about that idea^^
Kermit: no
InsanelyCool: welp, I tried, I'm busy, bye.
Reinds: wait, Jared!
InsanelyCool has left the chat
Boyf: @Trees
Trees: s-sorry, can't talk now, b-bye.
Reinds: those two are up to something.
BiArsonist: Probably f**king.
Boyf: tmi! TMI!!!
Reinds: either way, who would be a good dating partner for Squippy?
Imback: don't call me that 😒
Imback: and I appreciate you guys trying to help, but I'm fine.
Imback: I'll find the right guy.
Imback: eventually…
Imback: don't worry about me.
Boyf: you sure?
Imback: yes, Jeremy, I'm sure.
Kermit: fine...I’ll give you a chance.
Imback: what? No
Kermit: I'm willing to try only if you are.
Imback: again, no.
Imback: what makes you think I'd wanna go out with you? You've insulted me, called me names, been extremely rude to everyone, and overall, you're just a huge d**k.
Reinds: shots fired.
Kermit: look…
Kermit: I know I haven't been the nicest computer…
Kermit: but you still should give me a chance.
Kermit: maybe we could go from rivals to lovers…
Kermit: if not lovers, then at least friends.
Kermit: what do you say?
Imback: well...Jeremy gave me a second chance so...it’s only fair that I give you one too.
Kermit: thank you.
Kermit: Richie!!!
BiArsonist: what!!??
Kermit: I need you to take me to a restaurant!
BiArsonist: can't you go on your own?
Kermit: we can only be a certain distance away from each other!
Boyf: which means, I'll be dragged into this, right?
Imback: ...yeah, sorry…
Boyf: am I allowed to bring Mikey?
Imback: yes, u can bring Michael.
BiArsonist: and I'm only coming if I can bring Jakey D!
Kermit: whatever, I don't care.
Imback: what restaurant should we go to?
Kermit: my database is saying that La Cipollina Ristorante is the most romantic, so let's go there.
Imback: alright. What time?
Kermit: let's say...6:30?
Imback: we’ll be there.
Kermit: yep.
Boyf: wait, tonight?
Kermit: yes.
Boyf: Michael, come over so we can help the Squip get ready for his first date.
Reinds: grabbing the keys as we speak!
Imback: see you in a couple hours. 😊
Kermit: 👌
~~~
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At this point, i dont even care anymore.
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The Squip Squad (BMC/DEH Chatfic #2)
FanfictionThis is the sequel to Cousins, where everyone from BMC is in a big group chat. includes, drama, romance, friendship, dead memes, and Hamilton references! I hope you all enjoy! Characters of Be More Chill belong to the Joes (Iconis/Tracz) Characters...
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