"I'll love you forever Kimmy," Donald whispered in his lover's ear.
"Promise me you'll never leave me, Dotard," Kim whispered back.
"I'll never do that. We'll launch our nukes together as we orgasm!" Donald assured him.
"Will you press my big red button?" Kim whispered seductively, in his ass.
"Of course, it's so huge I could never miss it" He replied while Kim ate his ass.
"Oh Kimmy, I think I'm gonna wall!" Donald moaned deeply as he walled all over his desk. (wall means N U T OR C U M)
After their passionate rendezvous, Kim was forced to fly back to North Korea. When his lover left, Donald started to feel lonely, he always left at dawn. He only came to eat his ass and leave. Donald Trump was forced to quench his sexual desires by watching tentacle porn.
There was an important meeting between Russia and America to discuss global warming and its nonexistence. Vladimir knocked on the door to Donald's office and he quickly closed the browser with his hentai and told Vlad to come in. The balding Russian president took a seat opposite Donald. Today the president's lack of hair and odd face looked more beautiful that usual and Donal could feel Trump Jr. rising in his pants. He blushed and shifted uncomfortably and hoped that the Russian wouldn't notice.
"How are you and Kim?" Vlad asked in that sexy Russian accent. At the mention of his lover, Donald could feel his eyes tear up, he hadn't seen Kim in two days. Vlad noticed a tear slip down Donald's orange cheek and gently wiped it away. "Don't cry, baby. Vladdy's here for you," He took Donald in his arms. Donald stared deeply into Vladimir's eyes that were colour of ice in Russia caused by living in Russia. Vlad pulled him close and pressed his cold Russian lips against Donald's non-existent lips.
"I love you, Donny boy. I always have. Leave Kim for me," He whispered to Donald and Donald nodded. "Okay," He took his phone and messaged Kim.
were breakin up!! lol bye! ps. vladdy is daddy! And his button is bigger than urs 😉
"Let's go on a date!" Vlad said.
"But where?" Donald asked.
"Tsarkaya Okhota. It's my favourite restaurant," Vlad told him then they both got on a plane to Moscow for a romantic dinner.
As they sat and ate their meal which consisted of blini, beef stroganoff and kholodets. Suddenly, Donald's phone rang and he answered it.
"Why did you leave me?" Kim sobbed into the phone.
"I love Vladdy now not you," Donald replied.
"What does he have that I don't?" Kim asked.
"He loves me more! You're never here, you're always in South Korea," Donald explained.
"FIRST OF ALL, IT'S NORTH KOREA! SECOND OF ALL, I LOVE YOU MORE. IN FACT, I'LL START A WAR WITH RUSSIA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR YOU IS REALER THAN HIS," Kimmy shrieked then hung up.
"What's going on?" Vladimir asked but before Donald had a chance to tell him, Vladimir's phone vibrated. Kim had sent him a war request on Facebook.
