"Could you go a little faster?"
"Okay, slow down slow down."
"I am going to die today."
*trainer tells me to do something* "Wait, what's that mean?"
"Put your head down, you're not a giraffe!!"
"Calm down oh mah lowd it's a rock."
"WE'VE PASSED THAT BUCKET 50 TIMES AND THE 51st TIME YOU DECIDE TO BE SCARED?!"
"Just turnnnnnnnnn it won't kill you.."
*sCrEaM*
"IM GONNA DIE!"
*pants* "Well somebody's excited today.. yah?"
"Okay, see you guys later! Can't wait for another ride tomorrow!"
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Equestrian Struggles
HumorDaily struggles of being an equestrian. Whether Western or English, you can relate.