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Had me with one look. (a BTS fanfic in progress). Adult

@~>~. INTRODUCTION TO THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS ME ~<~@
Hello dear readers. You do not know me but I know you. I know what makes your heart beat race. I know what causes your lips to pucker and your breath to quicken. I know when you lay awake in bed with panting need and curling toes. I know that glossy gaze you get as you feast upon the latest BTS video. I know that dryness in your throat and the pulsating lust coursing through your veins. I see you trying to mask your need hide that hunger you are feeling. That itch in your palm as you rub it across your Knee trying to scratch. I know what you are doing in your room in the dark with your cell phone light casting shadows against your wall. I know how the sway of leather clad hips dancing in the Mic Drop video makes you we...."Wha? Damnit Chelsea Anne I was just getting to the good stuff.."

"Ahem.... mom. What the fuck are you doing in watt-pad? This is where I chill with my ARMIES. OH ..MY. GODDDD are you writing a BTS fanfic?????? GAA. YOU ARE SO SO.,. UGH. FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!" Chelsea face palms as she turns from her mother running down the stairs with one overly fat Corgi wobbling behind her thinking he is going to get feed again. ""FRANCKKKKKKKK" Chelsea whines, "mom is running my life again writing porn for my ARMY friends".

A thick French accent is heard , "You're in the Army?? Wait,,....Wha. When did you join the army? Tell me your mother didn't join the army with you in the midst of another mid-life crisis!"

"FUCK. MY. LIFE. !!!!!" Chelsea face palms once more then goes off to another part of the house returning the lift to its peaceful quietness except for the tap tap of slender nails belonging to one really hot (MILF - ha told ya Chel I would use MILF in a sentence!)

Now back to my perfect readers. Yes you, I see you back there come closer now. That's if. I won't bite darlings. Now my petite lovies before I continue I fear I must utter some soft & sweet warnings for you see my stories are filled with descriptions of such things as bodice ripping , tongue swirling , smooth buttocks bring spanked, beautiful boys of BTS and all of those sweet lickable abs as well as their mouth-watering thick long hard...
"MOMMMMMmm". The red headed delight of my loins interrupting me again.

Gentle readers do yourself a favor when you have children never make the mistake that I did by teaching them how to talk. Trust me you will regret it later.

Fuck it let's get ta the good stuff.......

DISCLAIMER. By moving forth you accept full responsibility for your own pulse pounding and lustful outcomes. You understand that this MILF author is in no way sound of mind ( body be rockin though cause CRAZY is HOT) and not liable for anything that happens to you while reading the smutty goodness of her words. You may call her Goddess for she is all knowing.

ALSO if the spawn of my loins makes comments here to my stories, aside from blissfully praising my awesomeness, she shall be grounded for eternity. Do sayith The Mother (aka MILF)