Who ate Yamaguchi's fries?

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"Im not embarrassed of you Babe I love you" tsukki tried to reason

" sniff then show me" yamz said in a quiet voice pretending to wipe a way tears that have never really fallen.

Tsukki got yamz's shoulder, turned him around, and kissed him in front of the whole class. Holding one of yamaguchi's hands and the other around his waist.
Yamaguchi was holding tsukishima's hand as the other one was squeezed between both their chest.

After a good while of kissing
Tsukki pulled away and saw yamaguchi's clean face
"You liar" he giggled
All yamaguchi could do is smile.
He pulled away going back to his desk to get his lunch and eat down om his desk. Tsukki followed and placed his lunch on the desk,pulled put an extra student chair and sat down. He was eating his favorite, 'strawberry short cake' he adorably licked his lips and began to eat.

Yamaguchi was also eating his favorite
'French fries that have gone soft and sloppy'. He opened his lunch box and made the weirdest mad face ever.
"Are you ok Babe?" Tsukki was worried.
Im.. fine tsukkiii~ yamz reassured in an insane but calm voice. He got his phone out and texted Hinata.

My freckles are permanent glitter: Hinata are you there answer me

TheSunCheetoAndOrangeMadeABaby: yea what is it?

My freckles are permanent glitter:
🍟c🍟o🍟d🍟e. Fucking 🍟R🍟E🍟D

Hinata closed his phone and looked at kageyama "I have to go, I have been summoned" he said trying to make a cool face.
He ran around the hallways trying to get to yamaguchi's class once opened yamaguchi had an insane face like he was about to murder somebody.
Tsukki was there confused. Hinata came just in time for the drama.

Yamaguchi stood up slamming his hands in the table

"Who

Ate

My

(Imagine the highest pitch scream in your life)




FFFFFFFRRRRIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

He grabbed a kid by the collar of his shirt and stared through his soul. He yelled again in the highest pitch scream
"PATRICIA!!!!" He yelled in frustration he made his voice a bit calmer "Did YOU eat my fries??" He said as he made a creepy smile and tilted his head. "N-No sir" she stuyered "yam yam please calm down" tsukki demanded. Hinata put his hand on tsukki's shoulder "you don't understand how yamz feels when they eat his nice soft sloppy fries tsukki" He explained

"Don't call me that only yami is the only one that can call me that" tsukki stated
"Ok jeez so salty" hinata muttered.

Kageyama came in the classroom and was greeted whith horror at the way yamaguchi was staring into Patricia's soul.
"What's going on he-" "shhhhhh!!!" Hinata interrupted. Kageyama listened and stared at yamaguchi

" yams~ why eat those disgusting fries,
When I'm a good salty one my self" he said whith confidence, hoping that his boyfriend will calm down.

Yamaguchi turned and walked to tsukki whith a normal face. He sexily bit his lip.
"Oh tsukki" he pouted "your right" then the unexpected happened, he grabbed tsukki's tie and pulled it so their foreheads are touching. Yamaguchi then made a scary face and gritted his teeth
"But those soft and sloppy fries are better that your annoying sloppy attitude you have all the time" Tsukki's eyes widen in surprise. No one talked to him that way before and he's never seen yamaguchi talk like that before.

"Patricia give me my fucking fries or I'll fuckin rip your face off bitch"
The three stunned boys gasped in surprise. "Yamaguchi, watch your language in front of the kids!" Kageyama stated. "Yea! You go Mr.kageyama!" A kid shouted
"Kid, shut the fuck up you little pice of uneducated shit, were trying to solve a mother fucking problem about fries, so shut your little turd eating ass" kageyama said quickly.

"Watch your language in front of the kids~" Hinata mimicked the words of kageyama in the best girly way he could. "Shut up dumbass" kageyama responded.

Yamaguchi was going Insane, he began to scream in a very high pitch that it hurt everyone ears. He slid the things off his desk, he was laughing like a maniac.
The three teachers were unsure of what to do.

"I can fix this" Tsukki said





Yea there's gonna be part 2
So
"Don't worry,Be happy, Do do do do do do do do do do do do"

Sorry I got that song stuck in my head.

But don't worry it's gonna have a happy ending

I don't do sad shit here

Mabey in another fan fic

But not in this story

Bye my lovely yaoi lovers

Here's the video if any of you wanted to know about the thing I said earlier so ya

It's pretty funny, well to me idk about y'all but watevs bye


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