Cannon!

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Jasmine: *slids down lamp post* I.hate.that.unicorn

Michael: *laughing his butt off*

Jasmine: sleep with one eye open tonight Michael =_=

*later that night*

Michael: *asleep*

Jasmine: huehuehue *picks Michael up and puts him in a cannon* hey Michael~

Michael: huh -.- *eyes pop open when he realizes he's in a cannon* OH.MY.GOD 0.0

Jasmine: bye bye :D *pulls string and Michael fly's into a mountain*

Michael: *head inside mountain*

WHAT THE FU*K D:< *sees a diamond*

0_0 I'M RICH!!!!

*Donkey come's around the corner*

Oh hello cute donkey I'll call you richard :D

*Donkey turns around and kicks Michael's face and he goes flying through the air*

Bad Richarrrrrrrrd... D:

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