Michael: So this is what happened at lunch between my friends and I…enjoy :D
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Me: Pretty nice out today…think I’ll go for a run.
Samantha: Why? You don’t run!
Me: I need to start training for the air force fitness test.
Ryan: Hmmm…I have an idea!!
Everyone else at the table: Oh no…
Ryan: We’ll have you on an exercise routine all spring break! We’ll start by waking you up at 6:00 a.m. and forcing an energy drink down your throat.
Me: *slightly scared* But…the last time I had an energy drink I blacked out and the next thing I knew I was on top of a flag pole in my underwear…
Ricardo: Plus he can’t handle energy drinks at all…especially monster energy…
Ryan: Exactly! He will be up for hours and if he gets out of control I’ll use my cattle prod! Then we’ll have you eat a healthy lunch, then we’ll make you exercise some more and then you can take a break!
Me: O-O please tell me no one is going to agree with him…
Everyone else: *agrees with Ryan*
Vince: Plus we need to find him someone.
Ricardo: Oh I know this cute girl in my AP U.S. History class!
Me: But…I want to start dating guys…
Samantha: I know this cute guy in my health class!
Me: …You guys aren’t going to give up aren’t you…
Michael: Yup!
Ryan: And we’ll start the routine today after school! We only have one more period till school ends so we can all hunt Michael down since he’s probably going to try to run away! :D
Me: …
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Michael: So yeah…my friends are going to torture me…and yes I have a friend named Michael.
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Author War's
HumorJasmine and I are in a war were we will hurt eachother in funny ways :D and also have our characters get us out of a situation when we need help
