1. What subjects do druggies love in school?
-Methamatics
2. How do dopers greet each other?
-"High guys!"
3. What did the junkie say to the statue in the museum?
-"Dude, you look stoned!"
4. What do you call a self obsessed druggy?
- Narc-cissist
(cred: aisha1dx)
5. Why did the movie on drugs not succeed?
- Because they didn't have a Heroin
Hi(gh) guys! xD
How did y'all like the drug puns? Weren't they just Dope? ;)
Don't worry, I don't do drugs... I only do puns :p
Hope you guys had a great Holiday Season :D
I had my exams right from the 2nd day of the new year :(
So, a crappy New Year to me but a very Happy New Year to you all!
Lots of lava,
Jillianne.
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