Text Me Back 👻 Shane Madej

Three

From Shane

I'm booooooored

To Shane

You should be working

To Shane

Or annoying someone else

From Shane

But I want to annoy you

To Shane

How generous of you

From Shane

You'll find that I'm a very generous man

From Ryan

Stop texting Shane he needs to get work done

To Ryan

Tell him to stop texting me, I need to get work done

To Shane

You're not a man, you're a boy

From Ryan

At least he's not bugging me

From Shane

I am not a boy!

From Shane

Unless you like little boys ;)

To Shane

Please stop, you're the worst

From Shane

I'm the wurst

To Shane

Enough with the hot dog jokes please

From Shane

Don't you like my dog jokes?

To Shane

You already talked my ear off at lunch about the hot dog saga

From Shane

Hey I'm very proud of that

To Shane

As you should be, its a creative masterpiece.

 I could only dream of a writing a story so complex

From Shane

Stop mocking me

To Shane

I am doing nothing of the sort

From Shane

You're lucky I find you cute

To Shane

Flirting with me now? Thought you were better than that Madej

From Shane

I have no idea what you're talking about

To Shane

I'm going back to work now byyeeee