What if this actually happens/I'm so hungry i can eat this/that...

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"Upside down on the couch"

Me: uhhh, I'm so hungry. I could eat a cat.

Anna: I'm so hungry. I can eat a dog.

Me: I'm so hungry. I can eat a couch.

Anna: ha. I'm so hungry I could eat one million people.

Me: I'm so hungry. I could eat one billion burgers.

Anna: that just reminds me, did you save any money?

Me: ummm yes

Anna: then let's go burger king. *gets off couch*

Me: OK

"Both walks to the door and open it"

Me: woah. These are all of the things we said we could eat.

Anna: yeah!

Me: and look! They have my burgers. *grabs one*

Anna: *tries to take one*

Me: *slap Anna hand away* these are not what you wish for. Go take the cat...

Cat: meow

Anna: just one...

Me: *thinks for a long time*

Anna: hey?

Me: *still thinking*

Anna: sigh, fine. But are we still going to burger king?

Me: *put piece of burger in mouth* ummm... *runs to room*

Anna: sigh, really?

Cat: meow

Thank you guys for reading.

B-bye pewds👊

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