Girl Trouble

CHAPTER 8: Terror Fantastic

Meron Akong Kuwento Para Sa Mga Tulad Mo

1. Sonic Youth - Incinerate

2. Phantom Planet - Somebody's Baby

3. Milagrros Dancehall Collective - What You Want

4. Mayonnaisse - Jopay

5. Eraserheads - Pare Ko

6. South - Paint The Silence

7. Embrace - Ashes

8. Sugarfree - Kung Ayaw Mo Na Sa Akin

9. Joey Pepe Smith - Hi-Tek Babe

10. Oasis - Some Might Say

Ba't Nga Ba?

Siguro. Dahil masarap magkunwari na ginagamit ang utak. Dahil walang nang panahon para mag-isip. Dahil ito ay hindi mo kailangan. Tulad ng siopao, masarap ang bawal. Dahil wala nang iba pa, at yan na lang ang natira. Dahil pagod na? O minsan wala lang talagang mahanap na sagot. Baka rin kasi minsan di naman kailangan. Dahil pangit tingnan pag bigla akong gumulong sa lupa. Baka dahil hindi ka marunong magtanong. Baka kailangan mo nang kausapin ang dati mong kasama. Kaya lang baka hindi niyo kaya. Siguro dahil wala nang masabi sa isa't isa. Bakit nga ba

October 27, 1142

Dawn

The 9th Day Of Valrallhan-Hallsanic War

On the mid-eastern front along the Thebol beach along the coast of Gaultaz Province, the 567th Hallasan Bronze Bolo Brigade has just landed.

A 20-man kill squad led by the dreaded Captain Khavarkaz "Iron Fist of Lighting" Azzmulah, they have been tasked to obliterate the entire Mid-Eastern defense of Valrallhania: all four hundred thousand of them. For any normal man this is no easy task, but the Bolo Brigada is not a bunch of normal men. They are 21-strong demon-killing, dragon-slaying, castle-burning, town-razing, village-plundering, army-disentegrating slash and burn and hack machine. They are the tallest, strongest, fastest, smartest and largest warriors among their country men.

"Fazzter!" Bellows Muzambiq "Titan Strong" Haroud as he oversees the men unloading their weapons and supplies onto the beach.

Azzmulah, perched ontop a cliff, looks towards the Gaultaz forests. Muzambiq walks towards him and stands by his side.

"I can feel that you have doubts, my friend" says Azzmulah, scanning the horizon.

"Yes captain. There is a burden in my heart. I feel this will be a uniquely difficult task."

The great captain takes a deep breath. "You underestimate the force of the Bolo Brigade. But my friend, tell me what is in your head."

"Captain..."

"Go on Muza."

"I...I forgot to bring the Vangelis Limited Edition CD."

"What?" Boomed the giant captain.

"But i did bring the Safri Duo album! Forgive me cap'n! I am at your mercy!"

The captain raises his scimitar. "You have become crazy!"

"Amallahad Afaraz Allhaman! I have dishonored you!"

A great silence slices through the two warriors. Then...

"Have courage my friend. We will win in the war. I brought my Battle Axe Mix Cd with hits from the wild Swans, Commitments, 311, Rap Asia and the La Carlota Drumbeaters. Here, have some of this precious café Americano with caramel syrup and almond bits."