I GOT A BASSOON

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LMAO ANOTHER WORD/NAME FOR BASSOON IS A FAGOTT OR A FAGOTTO AND I LOVE IT

MY DOUBLE-REED BASS CLEF BABY BOY

I NAMED HIM OSCAR

HE'S A BLACK SILVER AND WHITE STUDENT EDITION, BRAND IS BUNDY

I THINK HE'S HECKEL SYSTEM

AND GODDAMN HE IS TOUGH TO PUT TOGETHER AND TAKE APART

HE'S USED AND CAME WITH TWO FUCKING BOTTLES OF VALVE OIL AND THAT LOW KEYS FRIGHTENS ME JUST BECAUSE THAT MEANS SOME SHIT WORSE THAN STICKY VALVE IS GONNA GO DOWN LMAO

I'M SPEAKING IN A MUSICIAN'S TONGUE AND APOLOGIZE TO THOSE WHO CANNOT UNDERSTAND

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