*sigh* I'm like SUPER bored right now.
For the past THREE hours, I have been trying PRINCESS LESSONS.
And half an hour later, I'll be choosing those Princes or whatever...
Not like I care.
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Half an hour later...
"Mam, you need to do your duty." Rosetta knocked on my door.
"Let me guess... To choose which prince is the lamest? Ya that's so exciting." I rolled my eyes.
"Pls, you need to do it NOW." She pleaded.
"I'm guessing you're getting paid A LOT." I said.
"Pls just come with me." She started to get impatient.
"Ugh... FINE." I groaned.
I got up off bed and walked outside.
"Now, where are these Princes you speak of?" I asked, bored.
"In the ballroom." Rosetta replied.
I followed her to the ballroom to see the lame princes.
I think you don't wanna know what I saw.
Ok fine... Here it is:
Prince No•••Action
••1•••digging nose
••2•••cleaning ears
••3•••poking his arm and saying ow
••4•••farting
••5•••shaving his armpits
••6•••drooling on the floor (Me: HEY!)
••7•••scratching his butt
••8••• "Hi!"
"Whatever..." I rolled my eyes.
"I don't want ANY of these princes." I said. "All I wanna do is sleep on my comfy bed. That seems to be the only enjoyable thing right HERE!"
"NO! The queen paid me A LOT of money to help you and you better do your part!" Rosetta demanded.
I knew she was getting paid A LOT! Haha I was right!!!
"You choose, I don't care about these things. I just wanna sleep..." I started walking back to my room.
*rolls eyes* "How will I choose between you awesome princes? It's so hard..." Rosetta thought. "I know! A lucky draw!" She said out loud.
MEANWHILE....
"Aunt Macy, wake up!" Karen shakes Aunt Macy.
"What happened?" Aunt Macy asked waking up.
"You fainted." Karen frowned. "AGAIN."
"Well where's Jade? Someone needs to do the housework while I rest here!" Aunt Macy
exclaimed.
"Um... I think we need a doctor." Karen thought aloud.
"Well help me do the housework Jade, while I rest here!" Aunt Macy yelled.
"Never mind... I'll do it." Karen sighed.
"Oh thanks Carmen!" Aunt Macy thanked Karen.
(P.S Carmen wasn't a typo error.)
"Oh gosh, PLS come back sis..." Karen thought unhappily.
BACK AT THE PALACE....
"Wake up your majesty, wake UP!!!" Rosetta shakes my bed as hard as he could.
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The NEWBIE Princess ♔
HumorI'm a normal 13 year old girl with an average amount of money for my family. My mom and stepdad have left overseas and I'm left to take care of my annoying little sis with the help of our aunt. This summer, everything's about to change. I'm gonna be...
