Magnus CHSP pt 1

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Me: *runs through wall*

Mangnus: WHAT THE FUUUUUGE?!

Soren: oO

Gabriel: why exactly would you do that...?

Me: BECUSE I CAN!!!
Man having Author powers is awesome!
Anyway, get ready for the Character Christmas special!

Gabriel: what-

Me:  GLADE YOU ASKED!
For Christmas I'll be picking out characters to humiliate. 12 Peeps of Christmas!

Ivor: god...

Soren: *is scared*

Me: our first victim is Magnus!

Magnus: Wat...

Ivor: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: SHUT IT YA LONG HAIRED GUY, YOUR NEXT!

Ivor: ...

Me:  soooo....
LET GET ON WITH THE DARES!
First he has to,

SING "MLP" THEM SONG IN A PINKY PIE COSTUME!

Gabriel: *snickers*

Ivor And Ellegaard: *evil hysterical laughter*

Soren: *giggles*

Magnus: AW HELL NO!

Me: do it or I'll tell everybody you secrets.

Magnus:Pshh, I don't have any secrets.

Me: I read you diary...

Magnus: HOW FREAKING DARE YOU?!

Me: ....and I can read your mind....

Magnus; oO

Me: okay now do it.
TO THE AUDITORIUM!!!

Gabriel: since when do we have a-

* suddenly everyone was teleported into chairs With a big stage in front of them. It was dark until neon lights shined out, pointing to the sides of the big room. Stage lights, aimed at the curtains.*

Me: *steps out*
HEEEEELLLOOOO EVERYBODY!
Today you will get to sit back, relax, and watch a great show! Your star is in the dressing room getting ready so please be patient and he'll be out shortly.

Jessie: what's happening?

Gabriel: a dare.

Olivia: we weren't there for that, What was it?

Gabriel: you'll see.

*a few minutes passed in silence.*

Petra: when is this gonna-

Speakers:  Now introducing, the one and only.... MAGNUS THE ROUGE!!!

* curtains open reviling Magnus dressed up as pinkie pie. If that wasn't bad enough, he had two blue balloons on the top right corner of his face and a cupcake on his cheek drawn with make up.*

Magnus: *has this face*

Everyone: *laughs hysterically *

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Everyone: *laughs hysterically *

Magnus: SHUT UP!

Me: SING LOVER BOY, SING!!!
*music plays*

Magnus: ....

My little pony.....
My little pony....

Me: YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY SING!

Me: UUUUUGGGGH!
My little pony~
My little pony~

*off tune*

Ah-ah-ah-ah

MY LITTLE PONY!

I used to wonder what friendship could be~

MY LITTLE PONY!

Till you all showed it to me~

MY LITTLE PONY!

You all are my vary best frie-e-ens!

Ellegaard: BEST FREAKING THING I EVER SEEN!!! 🤣

Gabriel: *wheezing*

Jessie: *on the floor*

Ivor: *laughing so hard no sound comes out*

Jess: *passed out due to lack of air*

Me: I DIED! XD
Next dare is....
TO KISS IforInvestigator !

Magnus:who is that and why?

Me: lol.
No reason....

Magnus: Ok....?
*kisses her on the cheek*

Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, soon this will be the next OTP.

Magnus: wat?

Iforinvestigator: *feels awkward*

Me: NEXT DARE!

Magnus: why me?

Bri: *falls from celling*
DID I MISS ANYTHING?!

Jessie, lukus, Ivor And Soren: *screams*

Petra: wimps.

Me: (ugh...)
I'll catch you up later.
But would you like to make a dare?

Bri: HECK YEAH!
Hmmmm.....
EAT PIE!

Magnus: ...That's it?

Bri: WORM PIE!

Soren: *cringes*

Axel: *gags*

Magnus. Da what?

Me: You too wimp?

Magnus: PLEASE! I ate WAY worse things!

Me: Ok, lets go then!

* a few minutes later*

Magnus: *at the table*

Me: *brings out a worm pie*

Magnus: *gulps And hesitates*

Bri: *in sing song voice*
Wi-imp~

Magnus: ILL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS!
*takes bit of pie*

Me: *chuckles* how does it taste?

*Magnus's face scrunches up.  He turns green before running to the bathroom.  Barfing noises can be heard.

Me:  HEY, DO YOU NEED ELLEGAARD TO HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK?!

*Everyone expect Magnus and Ellegaard laughs*

Ellegaard: *walks in room*
Did someone say my name?

Me: if corse not~

*Ellagard gives a suspicious look.

Me: *laughs*

Well that's it for now.  The next part should be out tomorrow unless I get a lot of date requests, but in the mean time I'll make my own.

BYE! ASK AND DARE!

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