Bog The Dog

Hi, I bog the dog and I'm on a tree in my front yard. Look I know this sounds crazy but it's true. How did I get up there you might ask.Well, I was sitting on the couch and my owner turned the channel to the news and it said: "there is a murder on the loose, lock all doors and windows that have access to the outside if possible." My owner jumped and said, "Whaaat OMG I got to lock the windows and doors."

My owner locked the doors and windows on the main level then he ran upstairs and locked the windows and the balconies. He then heard a knock on the door he foolishly unlocked the door and opened it the murderer came in and fired the gun at my owner. my owner fell to the ground, I jumped off the couch and hid. The murderer then laughs, I started weeping then he ran upstairs. I thought it would be the perfect time to leave I ran out the door to the front yard. Then I started to climb the tree. Ha, you thought dogs can't climb the trees but we cant, it had a ladder. Anyway, I climbed the tree and once I was up the ladder fell off. And here I am now.