Arnold puts his foot down speeding at 90mph "I NEED MY MUSCLE MILK" he screams to himself in the car.
He skilfully zoomed around pedestrians and dodged other vehicles
"PEASANT CAR" he shouted through the left window of his Bentley
"MOVE YOU AMERICAN F***" he roared out The right window.
After a series of screams and shouts later he arrived at Walmart.
"FLIPPING FINALLY" he says to himself in a very strong Austrian accent.
He enters the store with a hoodie over his head trying to stay low profile incase he bumps into a fan. Last time he met a fan they asked for a auto graph.. he said
"sure" and grabbed the cheap peasant pen (according to Arnold) and shoved it into their eye causing sever brain damage (or according to Arnold a little brain scratch)
He reaches the milk section... a buff man was there reaching for the 'chocolate flavoured muscle milk'.
"HEY.... that's MY chocolate milk" he screams like a child to the man.
"WHOA ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER?" The man replies.. "MY FAVOURITE GUY it's a pleasure to...!!"
Before he could finish his sentence Arnold pulls out a massive rocket launcher...
KABOOM!!! Arnold shoots the rocket towards the man exploding him into tiny pieces into the other people in the shop.
"ARGHHH" screams a lady as a foot lands into her basket.
"GNARRRR" screams a man looking at a toe that landed in his trolley.
Everyone immediately evacuated.
As they all left Arnold slowly picked up the milk (well whatever is left) and took a sip
"Ahhhhhh" he sighs in relief
Written by poppy chenery
@poppychenery- IG
