preference fifteen

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by gouramj

by gouramj

V I N E S T H E Y Q U O T E 2 4 / 7

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*note, if you do not appreciate profanity, you may be advised to skip this chapter*

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(the non-quoted sentence(s) are the people that appear in the vine first. the quoted sentence(s) are later appearances. and the parenthesized sentence(s) are background voices or actions. that was a lot bye.)

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in honour of vine 2

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B I L L
+you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
+who's your favorite superhero? "matilda." yeah. he's cool.
+AHHHHHHH wanna swiiiiiing from the chaaaaaaaandelier

R I C H I E
+this is why mom doesn't f***ing love you!
+woah are you okay? "yeah, i'm f***in meditating dude."
+this is my message to jesus so. hey! jeejee what's up man.

E D D I E
+i want to see my little boy (here he comes) i want to see my little boy
+this b**** empty - YEET
+coooouuunnnnttrrryyyy boyyyyyy i looove youuuu

S T A N L E Y
+dude theres a bird in there it knows what's good
+i knOw yOu're stealing!
+road work ahead? yeah! i sure hope it does!

M I K E
+duke do you want the ball?
+oh my god they were roommates!
+ms.kiesha! ms.kiesha! ms.kiesha! oh my f***ing god she f***in dead.

B E V E R L Y
+looks it frickin bats. i love halloween
+oh what is that? who you fightin? what iS that?
+oh don't do it, don't do it, oh my god

B E N
+what a beautiful day! (throws mud) "GO BACK INSIDE"
+sCrEw YoU jAy "you can't do that!"
+lets go girls

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C A S T

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J A E D E N
+don't f*** with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! raah!
+you know, you know what : you know what's funny? is that i-i don't give a s***.
+how i walk into my house : what's up, f***ers? "why do you have my phone?!" f*** you, that's why!

F I N N
+four female ghost busters? i mean, the feminists are taking over! (i'm an adult virgin!)
+you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie!
+i was just diagnosed with coolguy syndrome, haha! now i take - adderall! haha!

J A C K
+stop saying i look like chicken little! he is dumb and a coward, and i am NOT a coward!
+"name please" michael bubble. "ah, bublè!" yeah i f***in like that s***
+i really can't stay - BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE

W Y A T T
+adam!
+(stumbles out of room) i got new shoes
+so no head?

C H O S E N
+"hey open up! i wanna show you something!" okay fine. (walks in) "whip!"
+"when you walk in here, you are twelve." but mom, i'm eighteen! (slap) : "and would you like a kids menu?" (crying) yes i do
+i smELL LIKE BEEF

S O P H I A
+"hey i'm a lesbian." i thought you were american
+"what are those!" they are my crocs!
+ugh she's such a snake. (she slithers around on a hover board)

J E R E M Y
+jesus christ is jason bourne
+"hey we'll look outside and maybe we'll see some stars out today!" (opens blinds) AHH
+"how dare you!" (cat hisses) "jesus-"

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