The little assassin (Assassination classroom/ ansatsu kyoushitsu reader insert)

Episode 9.5: Transfer Student Time

We watched (Y/n) as she walked out of the building. "Can I kill her now?" I look over at Itona as his eyes flared with hatred.

"Yes." As soon as I gave the command, he jumped off the tree branch and tried to hit her as she cut off his tentacle in a flash.

"Wow, never thought I would live to see you again." (Y/n) taunted as Itona growled and ran back to me. "Already done? I really wanted to see Shiro-san too!"

"Tch. You monster..." (Ara: watch there will be comments saying it's actually Levi...) Seeing her agitated face, I escaped silently with Itona catching her last words.

"You shouldn't have done that Shiro..." (Karma: really Ara-chan? BEN drowned? Ara: why not?)

~Timeskip brought to you by Korosensei's wet dreams about Bitch-sensei and Aguri Yukimura!~ (Karma: you sick fuck! Korosensei: how could you Ara-san! Ara: not my problem and language you Used Tampon fucker!)

(Y/n)'s POV

"Good morning, everyone." AFTA-san greeted.

"The deal is that you not harm any of your students, but now upgrades will be considered "harm". The same goes for you." I watched as Karasuma pointed out Terasaka. "If you tie her up or break her, you'll be asked to pay damages. These are her owners' wishes. We have to comply."

"Owners? I don't know. I'd like to put my student's feelings first, not her parents'." Korosensei hinted while scratching his head as I let my head fall down onto my desk.

"Um... (Y/n)-san? You okay?" Nagisa asked as I moved my head to look at him.

"Sleepy..." I mumbled before falling asleep. (Ara: were you actually sleepy when we did this? (Y/n): of course, you kept me up with your screaming and crying! Ara: ah, sorry!)

I opened one eye to see flower petals falling everywhere as I sat up and looked at AFTA. "I promised I'd make flowers. Korosensei made 985 improvements to my body. My master judged most of them irrelevant to assassination and removed them, deleted them, and restored my factory defaults. But what I have learned of the E Class, I myself decided that my ability to cooperate was essential to assassination, so before it was deleted, I hid it in a corner of memory inside a related piece of software." AFTA declared.

"Wonderful! Ritsu, this must mean..." Korosensei started.

"Yes: I have defied my master of my own free will!" AFTA affirmed as I leaned over to Nagisa and Kayano.

"Ritsu?" I questioned.

"That's her new name! We took it from Autonomous (jiritsu)!" Kayano explained as I hummed in acknowledgement.

"Nice one!" Karma said, as I realized why he said that. (Ara: why? Karma: she became a rebel! Ara: I should've known you would agree to that instead of the flowers...)

"Korosensei, does this mean I'm in a rebellious phase? Am I a bad girl?" Ritsu mumbled. (Ara: why did this sound so dirty to me the first time I heard this? Karma: because you have a dirty mind? Ara: you've finally enlightened me on my problem and for that I thank you Used tampon! Karma: oh shut it!)

"Not at all! You're a third-year junior-high student, and a fine one at that!" Korosensei boasted and made his "correct" face while the flower petals rained down.

*bonus*

"Karasuma! Karasuma! Is it true that adding a face will make me popular?" I watched as Bitch-sensei pushed up her boobs and had red lipstick smeared into a face on them.

"That's just creepy..." I grimaced, rolling up the magazine and hitting her head with it. "See you later Karasuma-sensei!"

"(Y/n)-san! You're dead when I catch you!" I sprinted out of the campus as Bitch-sensei screamed many profanities at me.

"Now!" I yelled, signalling Karma to pull the rope. Bitch-sensei flew into the net as I stopped running and mocked her.

"I'll get you back for this (Y/n)-san!" Bitch-sensei announced as Karma took a stick and poked her arm. "And stop poking me asshole!"

"We'll see about that. See you in the morning!" I walked away laughing like a maniac at Bitch-sensei's screams.

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Ara: aaaaand we're onto the next one!

Karma: I want at least 2 full episodes this month Ara-san

Ara: 2?! But that'll kill me with my homework!

Karma: then don't make so many empty promises

Ara: you make it sound so easy

Karma: yeah, now I'm an adult following a 15 year old girl that only complains!

Ara: so you want to leave? I can do that

Karma: wait, let's think about this before we regret things

Ara: you changed quick... but anyways, I guess I'll see you next assassination?

Karma: you're making it sound like a question

Ara: bai bai!~

Karma: why you always say those wor--

Ara: BITE ME