daughter_of_Sauron: *peeps behind the door* Saruman?
Saruman: Enter!
daughter_of_Sauron: *fins saruman in the middle of curling his beard* *burts out laughing*
Saruman: *sighs* Go on, out with it!
daughter_of_Sauron: *sighs happily* I just wanted to ask you, why did you join up with Sauron?
Saruman: *looks around quickly and shuts the window* I'm actually glad you asked that! *chuckles* It was actually a bet between me and Gandalf!
daughter_of_Sauron: Whaaaaaa?
Saruman: He bet that if I could partner up with Sauron then he would dye his hair a shocking pink and if I were to lose then I would have to curl my beard *face falls*
daughter_of_Sauron: *smirks* I'm guessing you lost...
Saruman: Oh not at all, it's just that.......
daughter_of_Sauron: *taps foot impatiently*
Saruman: *smiles sheepishly* Well, I was winning at first, but then i got up with the whole Sauron thing, 'lets take over Middle Earth and share the power' kinda stuff so......
*Just at that moment Gandalf walks in, his beard and hair are dyed a shocking pick*
Gandalf: How's the hair coming alon- *stares at her while she rolls on the floor laughing and gasping for air*
Gandalf: You told her didn't you?
Saruman: hehehe NO REGRETS *jumps out the window*
Gandalf: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY YOU FOOL!
Saruman: NO REGRETS!!!!!!!
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