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I want you all to stop and think for a moment- I know, thinking is hard, but just hear me out. So, I want you all to stop and think for a moment about what life would be like if we were ruled by giant hamsters.

Could you imagine how horrifying that would be?

Like, you're just sitting at home, in your room, (because let's be honest, none of y'all ever leave your room), and then all of a sudden a giant hamster goes running by your window being chased by a horde of more giant hamsters.

He had rebelled from the hamster monarchy and was being hunted for it

He was trying to create a better world for us all

His name was Dave, and he was a great friend of yours

But he was caught and murdered in cold blood

Like, ripped to shreds

because hamsters are fuckin terrifying

:/

Idk, I'm probably the only one who's legitimately worried about this